October 18, 2010

Newtonian Mechanics as applied to mental states

It happens. The happier I am one month, the more depressed I am the next. There’s a great emotional pendulum somewhere in my brain that records exactly the amount of re-verb to apply, and before I know it I’m a salty-faced mess.

“Why don’t you look happy?”

“Believe me, it’ll bite me in the @$$ come tomorrow.”